Computer Programming...A Student's Lament

Module WoeIsMe

Sub Main()

Dim strWoe as String = "Woe"
Dim strIs as String = "Is"
Dim strMe as String = "Me."

Console.WriteLine(strWoe & " " & strIs & " " & strMe)

End Sub
End Module

Oh Visual Basic! How you torment me!
I cannot see into the dark depths of your syntax
Nor can I not see into the logic that enlightens you!
Will you open your friendly soul to this tormented being
Or will you find more ways to cruely provoke this innocent mind?
I want to find the strength you possess
I need to learn your ways, your needs, your wants...
Oh Visual Basic! Torment me you must!
Find me at the board writing your words and commandments!
The screen glows, the words appear, the compiler hums,
the program dies a slow, horrendous death and ceases to exist.
How can you forgive me for the hell I put you through daily!
Oh Visual Basic, please!
Grant me the reprieve my mind needs to sleep in peace.

Woe is Me.